Correct your poop stance

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
02/20/2014 at 20:21 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (50)

GhostZ > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:22

Don't forget to roll your toilet's fenders.

JustWaitingForAMate > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:23

Kinja'd!!!

Is to be giving privacy please yes?

Victorious Secret > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:23

So you're saying I need to Olympic lift while taking a dump?

Hmm....

Challenge accepted.

Matt Brown > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:23

Well, shit.

Manuél Ferrari > GhostZ
02/20/2014 at 20:25

So this is what that carbon fiber toilet seat that was posted to oppo the other day is for. It can handle the full weight of a large human

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Matt Brown
02/20/2014 at 20:26

Kinja'd!!!

Thunder-Lips > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:27

Unfortunately the only people that actually use the proper technique are those into personally being shat on. Literally.

 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:30

Kinja'd!!!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman >
02/20/2014 at 20:31

healthy shit?

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:35

It works. I do that stance when I can't relieve myself.

Pockets > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:41

This is a bad idea, simply because the average toilet seat is not designed to withstand being stood on like that.

For Sweden > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:44

As someone who has cleaned women's bathrooms.

NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ihm96 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 20:49

I just tried this, and it actually worked very well

Anon > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:00

Man this is a really crappy post...

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Anon
02/20/2014 at 21:02

It's complete shit

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ihm96
02/20/2014 at 21:03

Welcome to nature

2Woke2Joke > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:04

This is America, we don't have to choose.

http://www.squattypotty.com/

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > For Sweden
02/20/2014 at 21:04

LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME YOU

CPT Speedbump > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:04

So..my method works then.. I sit, bend at my waist and wrap my arms around my thighs right above my knees..and now you know.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > 2Woke2Joke
02/20/2014 at 21:04

they look so pleased to be shitting properly

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Pockets
02/20/2014 at 21:05

but there's this

http://www.squattypotty.com/

2Woke2Joke > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:05

An unkinked colon can do wonders.

Thunder-Lips > 2Woke2Joke
02/20/2014 at 21:06

Huh, 5 dollars off the Tao Bamboo squatty right now.

2Woke2Joke > Thunder-Lips
02/20/2014 at 21:07

Don't tell me it matches your toilet seat.

Anon > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:08

If this post was a chair it'd be a stool.

Thunder-Lips > 2Woke2Joke
02/20/2014 at 21:09

No, but it matches my Asian Motif I got going on.

2Woke2Joke > Thunder-Lips
02/20/2014 at 21:13

I have really low toilets at my place since the previous owners were probably midgets. I never realized that my super fast shits were a result of that. I always assumed it was my diet of booze and fried foods. Now I realize that I'm actually living a natural and healthy lifestyle because of squatting.

Cherith Cutestory > For Sweden
02/20/2014 at 21:13

Was first thought. Is my current thought. Will be my last thought.

Proposal rejected!

Thunder-Lips > 2Woke2Joke
02/20/2014 at 21:15

I am super curious if I lay in my lap while sitting on the toilet, if I will have better shits, or if it is specifically the squat stance......

Do your guest ever say anything about the low clearance toilets?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Anon
02/20/2014 at 21:19

I wonder what Hardibro would say if he saw this. I surmise that if feces it, he'd smile

Niquemarshall > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:20

Kinja'd!!!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > 2Woke2Joke
02/20/2014 at 21:20

words to poop by

tromoly > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:23

Air Chair FTFW!!!

Frank Grimes > For Sweden
02/20/2014 at 21:30

I dont understand but I also am afraid of a detailed gross explanation.

For Sweden > Frank Grimes
02/20/2014 at 21:34

Some women hover above the toilet to avoid sitting on it. It wouldn't be so bad if they put the seat up first, but they don't.

Frank Grimes > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:35

This aint science. I will poop how I want cuz its my property and this is merica!

Kinja'd!!!

Frank Grimes > For Sweden
02/20/2014 at 21:36

uh what? Thats grosser than just sitting on the seat. I dont think there are many diseases transferred by butt cheeks..

KillerRaccoon - Group J's Sébastien Loeb > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:49

I have noticed that lower toilet seats are better for crapping on.

Jane, you ignorant slut. > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 21:52

As someone who was forced to use squatty potties when I was stationed in Europe with the Army, I can testify that I never once shitted comfortably in one of those things. Give me a regular toilet after a four mile run and a cup of coffee any day.

MissKapai > Jane, you ignorant slut.
02/20/2014 at 22:05

Apparently you can get the old colon mostly straightened by sitting on the seat but elevating your feet with a stool - ha! I mean a small chair, lest there be any confusion

ToyDeathbot > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 22:22

So the Chinese were right in this case...

2Woke2Joke > Thunder-Lips
02/20/2014 at 22:48

No they never say anything, but I assume it's because it makes them feel taller and so any negativity is quickly forgotten.

Tiger-On > 2Woke2Joke
02/20/2014 at 22:53

If you ever find yourself in China and need a (funny/gross) lesson in using the classic squat potty....read on:

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/0…

Anon > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/20/2014 at 23:34

Well I don't know about you but after this conversation, I'm pooped.

Biodegradable Wiring Harness > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/21/2014 at 01:57

just lean way forward while you sit.

KayPee > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/21/2014 at 10:30

I wonder if leaning forward all the way could be an alternative to perching on top of the toilet seat.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > KayPee
02/21/2014 at 10:42

I'll do a 3 poop trial and report

KayPee > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/21/2014 at 10:49

I'll be awaiting for your results, and I will conduct my own trials also and report back.

Bubbles22 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/21/2014 at 19:31

I don't see any difference between lumbar and ass. Only the leg position is different. I am also tired of thinking about this crap.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Bubbles22
02/21/2014 at 20:23

DEFECATION